American "Bus" Racer - Auto Racing Forum

shiftydon · 04-26-2007, 10:05 AM

OK. Here's the challenge.

I have two empty busses this Saturday night. All that needs to be done is check the air in the tires, they are a little low, and the track has offered us their air compressor in the red shed to pump them up.

I am offering up a challenge to all the drivers out there, to see who can whine, beg, snivel, bribe, or apply liberal amounts of MGD, to convince me to allow them to do their best Ralph Cramden imitaion.

C'mon guys, Let the begging and sniveling begin!!!!!

Jacob29 · 04-26-2007, 10:09 AM

****

F-8 22 · 04-26-2007, 10:10 AM

HEy Don you only have one bus I am in one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JJJ29 · 04-26-2007, 10:11 AM

I won't beg, but I will say this if you don’t want some downright serious competition for the win then put someone beside me in the bus, if in fact you do want some to give you a run, then you know I’m your guy...

Jacob29 · 04-26-2007, 10:12 AM

I promise to get the bus on two wheels. I need seat time!

duh2602 · 04-26-2007, 10:20 AM

Remember Don. Im undefeted in the Buses. I know you want a rematch. lol

And the MGD? No problem. My cooler if full of it at the track anyways. lol

Chris Martinez · 04-26-2007, 10:20 AM

My wife left me for another girl, my kids call Joe Bellm dad, my friends refer to me as "Paco the Greek" my dog wont even acknowledge my exsistance, and HEY! what is that smell...oh man my cat just sprayed my freakin leg. a drive in the school buss would take me back to happier times when I was a kid and mom and dad would send me to school on the little bus, the driver would pat me on my helmet but would never buckle me in like he did all the other kids, then he would say the breaks were touchy..I knew he was just trying to get me to fly out through the windshield but I had him tricked...I used moms gooey marshmello treats to keep me stuck in my seat.....darn dogs kept bitting my butt. So you see shifty, an act of kindness could erase 40 years of trauma.

Just kidding Shifty, have fun this saturday night and may the snivler win

F-8 22 · 04-26-2007, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris Martinez
My wife left me for another girl, my kids call Joe Bellm dad, my friends refer to me as "Paco the Greek" my dog wont even acknowledge my exsistance, and HEY! what is that smell...oh man my cat just sprayed my freakin leg. a drive in the school buss would take me back to happier times when I was a kid and mom and dad would send me to school on the little bus, the driver would pat me on my helmet but would never buckle me in like he did all the other kids, then he would say the breaks were touchy..I knew he was just trying to get me to fly out through the windshield but I had him tricked...I used moms gooey marshmello treats to keep me stuck in my seat.....darn dogs kept bitting my butt. So you see shifty, an act of kindness could erase 40 years of trauma.

Just kidding Shifty, have fun this saturday night and may the snivler win

LMAO TO FUNNY

shiftydon · 04-26-2007, 10:31 AM

Jeeez Chris, I was about to say yes on that one!

HOTRODDAVE · 04-26-2007, 10:37 AM

Geoff
I'm trying to help

http://www.look-alikes.com/photos500/honeymooner2.jpeg
http://www.bigwestracing.com/gallery...cat=all&page=1

"One of these days, Shifty...POW, right in the kisser"

"You're going to the moon, Shifty"

Baby, you're the greatest"

"Bang! Zoom!"

wontstopfortheX · 04-26-2007, 11:07 AM

SLIM · 04-26-2007, 11:18 AM

I suck at begging! I can't seem to get ANYTHING from my wife no matter how hard I beg.... And i've got bad knees.

Can I just throw out idle "friendly" threats instead?

What am I thinking, I doubt that my suit would fit right now.

SLIM · 04-26-2007, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris Martinez
My wife left me for another girl, my kids call Joe Bellm dad, my friends refer to me as "Paco the Greek" my dog wont even acknowledge my exsistance, and HEY! what is that smell...oh man my cat just sprayed my freakin leg. a drive in the school buss would take me back to happier times when I was a kid and mom and dad would send me to school on the little bus, the driver would pat me on my helmet but would never buckle me in like he did all the other kids, then he would say the breaks were touchy..I knew he was just trying to get me to fly out through the windshield but I had him tricked...I used moms gooey marshmello treats to keep me stuck in my seat.....darn dogs kept bitting my butt. So you see shifty, an act of kindness could erase 40 years of trauma.

Just kidding Shifty, have fun this saturday night and may the snivler win

Hell I almost called Extreme Home Makeover for you you made me feel so bad.

Tim_Weaver · 04-26-2007, 11:41 AM

I gave you a case of MGD, last week does that count for Starter's?
My wife thinks it might be fun to watch

Doug Unsen · 04-26-2007, 11:52 AM

So who's the short bus riding, MGD carrying, window licker going to be Shifty?

04-26-2007, 10:05 AM	#1
shiftydon Hall of Fame Member (platinum level) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: colorado springs Age: 57 Posts: 1,058 Rep Power: 617	American "Bus" Racer OK. Here's the challenge. I have two empty busses this Saturday night. All that needs to be done is check the air in the tires, they are a little low, and the track has offered us their air compressor in the red shed to pump them up. I am offering up a challenge to all the drivers out there, to see who can whine, beg, snivel, bribe, or apply liberal amounts of MGD, to convince me to allow them to do their best Ralph Cramden imitaion. C'mon guys, Let the begging and sniveling begin!!!!! __________________ Don Callender Transmission Clinic of Colorado Colorado Springs/Castle Rock [email protected]

04-26-2007, 10:09 AM	#2
Jacob29 Hall of Fame Member (gold level) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Firestone Age: 33 Posts: 778 Rep Power: 439	**** __________________ http://www.primalracing.com Jacob Fehler - 1st American Insurance Agent - Send me a PM - I can insure almost anything, including Racecars. Last edited by Jacob29; 04-26-2007 at 10:13 AM.

04-26-2007, 10:10 AM	#3
F-8 22 PIT-PASS Membership Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: AURORA Age: 43 Posts: 730 Rep Power: 580	HEy Don you only have one bus I am in one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ JOE MATLOCK

04-26-2007, 10:11 AM	#4
JJJ29 Hall of Fame Member (platinum level) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Golden Colo Age: 39 Posts: 1,272 Rep Power: 584	I won't beg, but I will say this if you don’t want some downright serious competition for the win then put someone beside me in the bus, if in fact you do want some to give you a run, then you know I’m your guy... __________________ Figure 8 #90 All my battles have been won, but the war has just begun In Memory of my Dad John Black Jan 21, 1950 - Aug 28th, 2004

04-26-2007, 10:12 AM	#5
Jacob29 Hall of Fame Member (gold level) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Firestone Age: 33 Posts: 778 Rep Power: 439	I promise to get the bus on two wheels. I need seat time! __________________ http://www.primalracing.com Jacob Fehler - 1st American Insurance Agent - Send me a PM - I can insure almost anything, including Racecars.

04-26-2007, 10:20 AM	#6
duh2602 Bar Stool Racing Champion Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: denver Age: 30 Posts: 293 Rep Power: 593	Remember Don. Im undefeted in the Buses. I know you want a rematch. lol And the MGD? No problem. My cooler if full of it at the track anyways. lol Last edited by duh2602; 04-26-2007 at 10:22 AM.

04-26-2007, 10:20 AM	#7
Chris Martinez banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Age: 46 Posts: 2,443 Rep Power: 0	My wife left me for another girl, my kids call Joe Bellm dad, my friends refer to me as "Paco the Greek" my dog wont even acknowledge my exsistance, and HEY! what is that smell...oh man my cat just sprayed my freakin leg. a drive in the school buss would take me back to happier times when I was a kid and mom and dad would send me to school on the little bus, the driver would pat me on my helmet but would never buckle me in like he did all the other kids, then he would say the breaks were touchy..I knew he was just trying to get me to fly out through the windshield but I had him tricked...I used moms gooey marshmello treats to keep me stuck in my seat.....darn dogs kept bitting my butt. So you see shifty, an act of kindness could erase 40 years of trauma. Just kidding Shifty, have fun this saturday night and may the snivler win

04-26-2007, 10:31 AM	#9
shiftydon Hall of Fame Member (platinum level) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: colorado springs Age: 57 Posts: 1,058 Rep Power: 617	Jeeez Chris, I was about to say yes on that one! __________________ Don Callender Transmission Clinic of Colorado Colorado Springs/Castle Rock [email protected]

04-26-2007, 10:37 AM	#10
HOTRODDAVE Hall of Fame Member (double platinum level) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Englewood Posts: 3,198 Rep Power: 832	Geoff I'm trying to help http://www.look-alikes.com/photos500/honeymooner2.jpeg http://www.bigwestracing.com/gallery...cat=all&page=1 "One of these days, Shifty...POW, right in the kisser" "You're going to the moon, Shifty" Baby, you're the greatest" "Bang! Zoom!" __________________ In memory of Jim Coffey, James Matlock, Junior Reeder, Harvey Webb Sr, Lucky Beickman, Dale Deter, Dick Gastineau, RIP my fellow racers, RIP Mom Last edited by HOTRODDAVE; 04-26-2007 at 10:46 AM.

04-26-2007, 11:07 AM	#11
wontstopfortheX Bar Stool Racing Champion Join Date: May 2004 Location: Colorado National Speedway Age: 32 Posts: 279 Rep Power: 497	__________________ Avatar Photo by cns-fan-jr75 Last edited by wontstopfortheX; 04-26-2007 at 04:22 PM.

04-26-2007, 11:18 AM	#12
SLIM Hall of Fame Member (platinum level) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: AURORA, CO Age: 36 Posts: 1,087 Rep Power: 682	I suck at begging! I can't seem to get ANYTHING from my wife no matter how hard I beg.... And i've got bad knees. Can I just throw out idle "friendly" threats instead? What am I thinking, I doubt that my suit would fit right now. __________________ Look behind me, thats the pecking order America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936 Last edited by SLIM; 04-26-2007 at 11:23 AM.

04-26-2007, 11:41 AM	#14
Tim_Weaver Hall of Fame Member (bronze level) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Richmond, Kentucky Age: 57 Posts: 431 Rep Power: 621	I gave you a case of MGD, last week does that count for Starter's? My wife thinks it might be fun to watch __________________ Tim Weaver Late Model 58

04-26-2007, 11:52 AM	#15
Doug Unsen Bar Stool Racing Champion Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: windsor Posts: 257 Rep Power: 485	So who's the short bus riding, MGD carrying, window licker going to be Shifty? Last edited by Doug Unsen; 04-26-2007 at 11:54 AM.

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